The Man who would be Queen
One day Mr Snodgrass was sitting in his Fleet Street office, wondering how to get a new and major scoop that could shoot his circulation up.
He and his staff round the table were pondering what to do.
Then Mr Snodgrass Editor at Large of the Sunday newspaper, came up with an idea.
They start making up stories for their newspaper, which shoot up circulation, and win them loads of awards.
But after a while the journalists are upset they have no stories to do themselves.
So Perdy Snodgrass decides he will fix one of these stories, and make the journalists think they thought it up, to cheer them up.
He dresses up as the queen, and gets in a limousine, and sends through the information to his journalists that a major scoop will be seen if they sit at this farm gate and watch the road. They watch the road, but unbenownst to them this day will go without a major scoop for them. For Perdy's car which is being driven by one of his pals dressed as a frog (the potential easy scoop), is able to be seen from outside the car, is stopped by a police officer. The officer does not like the idea of a frog driving a car. But then is amazed to see it is the queen is in the car. So the police officer Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo, decides to give the Queen a escort back, so they drive on and on, past farms and streets. Perdy's buddy whp is sitting by him, behind the frogman, thanks the police officer. On the way Perdy tells the man dressed as a frog, and his other buddy that the next time they pass through one of these archways they will make a run for it and get out of the car. So they stop at one, and just get through the gates and run out of the car. They see they are in a large park like landscape, and decide they will run towards the big house they can see to get their bearings. A signpose by the car says what this building is BUCKINGHAM PALACE. So they enter the big house, which is Buckingham Palace, but they then run around still fearing the policeman might be following them. The frog man, loses Perdy. Then the queen gets out of her bedroom to go to the toilet. Perdy is feeling tired, and finds a room, he deicides as he is so tired he will have a sleep. The frogman, and the buddy see the real queen, who has of course left her bedroom, wearing a face pack, which also makes her unable to talk, and think it is Perdy they take him back to the car and drive back to the Editor office. Perdy wakes the next day and the Primeminister comes and says he has to go to Queens' Speech. He says he can not find the Queen so Perdy will have to make it then. The Queen realises she is stuck in the newspaper office fearing she has been kidnapped. She says she is not the queen and wants to be let go. The journalists think this is Perdy joking, saying hoh hoh hoh you are so funny, that is such a good joke pretending you are the queen, that is just like the Queen would react if she thought she had been kidnapped. On the way to the Queens Speech the Commentators say Perdy does not look that much like the Queen, but obviously this is a disguise to fool terrorists. When making the speech Perdy starts adding in a few jokes, but the audience does not like the jokes, and starts booing, he says don't blame me, I didn't write this rubbish, the audience is terrible. Then he stands up and starts doing a tap dance. and singing. Then in walks the real Queen and Prince Philip. He's a fake they say. Then Perdy says no your a fake, knowing whoever is faking has to go to the tower for 2 weeks. Perdy says, we will prove it by showing who has the birthmark on their bottom, the queen from the other side of the chamber says she has no birthmark, Perdy pulls down his trousers and shows he has a birthmark, of the USSR on his bottom. The Queen refuses to do this, so the PM, says ok ok we will find out who it is by a race. The Queen and Perdy run around the Commons and Perdy wins. Prince Phillip walks upto Buckingham Palace and sees Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo, he says hello Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo, who says you will gald to know sir, but we have put the fake one in the tower. He goes into the Palace and sees what looks like the queen feeding some corgies from behind the chair, he says thank goodness we have got rid of that terrible man. Perdy puts his head and queen wig around tha chair, and says oooh what terrible man. The next scene is Prince Phillip running down the boulevard opposite Buckingam Palace with a elephant gun saying stay out of my house,
The last scene is this, just by the gates of Buckingham Palace, some police officers come over to Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo, and say hello Police Officer we have been investigating reports of a man impersonating a police officer in these parts, have you seen anything suspicous, Music starts on a comedy tone, Then for the first time the camera pans out and sees the bottom half of Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo, Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo then says that is a disgrace a good honest cop does not know where he is with this sort of thing, going around, well it is the case though that Police men's uniforms, do seem to be getting more expensive in the fancy dress shops. Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo is wearing chicken legs on the bottom half of his police man's costume The officers say if you see a Police Officer O'Crajjui Moo tell us, the music then becomes a song like Van Halem
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