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How to make money. Hi I have a fortune of 8 million pound. I will tell you how to make my money for free. All you have to do is pay me a down payment of 500 pound, and I will tell you who to make money for free. That is right for free. I gurantee, free and your money back gurantee, that is my gurantee. This gurantee does not cover any money that you pay me, only money you make.
Are you looking to make a fortune. Well I will tell you how
You are probably asking why do you, a millionaire want to tell me how to make money, why do you want to give all your secrets away for free well let us just say I am generous. No this is not a scam. I am not a scam merchant. This is the real deal.
Here I am in my car it is a ferrari.
Here
is me in my other car it is porsche. 
I have 100 other ferraris. Sometimes I throw my ferraris off the cliff, of my massive farm land to show how wealthy I am.
Are you jealous you should be and here
are two wives, former oscar winning actress Sharon Kidman -berry- Stone 
and
playboy model Pamela Katie Miller.
Are you jealous yet. Why not? Well you can have my life style too all you have
to do is pay me 500 pound and I will tell you how can you can become a multi billionaire
like me. It is that easy is that too much too ask 500 pound and you can become
a billionaire like me. I have fortune of 50 billion pound. I have 10 wives.
All you have to do is pay me 500 pound and I will tell you how you can become a millaionire.
I have a fortune of 80 billion pound. Bill Gates beggs off me. Alan Sugar growls at me in jealousy as i drive past in car worth 2 billion pound. He says "who is that wealthy man in that car, I cannot afford. Sometimes he shouts at me you must have small penis to drive a car like that".
Do you want my lifestyle all you have to is pay me 500 pound or 200 pound if you don't accept the first letter.
I am a billionaire. to proove it here are pictures of mewith famous people Here I am with the Primeminsiter
He
is wearing a skirt in this picture.
Here i am with the president of the USA
Once again I told him
to wear a skirt so he has to i am so wealthy i can make people wear a skirt to
make them look stupid infront of me.
Here I am buying oil off the former dictator of Iraq.
I got
him to wear a skirt again.
Here i am with the Colombian drug baron.
He
is wearing a skirt again.
You know when you get to know him you realise there is more to him than drugs. He has a very keen interest in tortue, and sado maschochism.
Listen I don't need the money this is a picture of me 
burning
some of the money, I need you to send the money for you so you know you are serious
I will even send you charcoal of the notes you send me.
Do you want my lifestyle why not pay me to learn all my secret stuff.
Here are 5 tips on how to become a millionaire
1. Inherit a milion pound off someone
2. Win the lottery.
3. Be great footballer who earns millions of pound.
4. Go to a nation where the current is worth pittence so one pound is worth 1 million of their currency
5. Sell a million copies of a book, for a pound each, called how to make a million pound for one pound.
I am many more tips on how to make money fast.
Why not sell the queen some if your bit of Buckingham palace as she says we all own it.
Anway I am in too much of a hurry to carry on writing i have important telephone stuff to do, and I cannot waste time talking to people like you. I have the president of China coming round to discuss trade issues.