Doctor Doctor Jokes
Doctor
Doctor I have a split personality
Well, you'd both better sit down
Dr Dr I keep repeating myself
Dr Dr I keep repeating myself
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking
No, I did
Dr
Dr I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop
DR DR I only have 50 seconds to live
I'll be a minute
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what
should I do
Use a pencil till I get there
Doctor, Doctor,
everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please
Nurse Nurse,
everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please
Doctor: You
seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient:
That's because you've got your hand on my watch
Doc Doc,
I've had tummy ache since I ate 3 crabs yesterday.
Did they smell bad when
you took them out of their shells
What do you mean "took them out of
their shells "
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
I'm not allowed up on
the couch
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Will
you get out of my hair
Medic medic, I keep thinking I'm
a nit
Will you get out of my hair
Doctor, how do I stop
my nose from running
Stick your foot out and trip it up
Why did the Doctor Cross the road,
To get to the other side
Doctor Doctor My foot hurts
What about that, do some people, when they go to a doctor say, Doctor Doctor, Doctor Doctor,
Or do they say it to professors who then say, the answers to Doctor Doctor jokes
Like Doctor Doctor my thesis on applies physics needs your advice
And the Doctor says Stick your foot out and stop it running
Dr Dr my dog has no nose
How does it smell
Terribly
Dr Dr my Dog has no tail
How does it smell Terribly ho ho surreal humor, but any statement can be called surreal in that argument, you may say, well if you think about it it could be funny as it is a reply to a other joke, you already know,
Doctor,
Doctor I think I'm a bell
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu
Didn't
I see you yesterday
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