Yeti Jokes
The Yeti once had a job as a hair piece for a elephant
What do you say when you have not viewed the yeti and someone asks if you have viewed him yet? Not Yeti
Snow man is an island
What do you call a snow boarding yeti? A snow boarding yeti,
If the Yeti wanted a job he could shave his fur off and trade it to the fashion industry, then move to Barbados
Where does the Yeti go if he has stress issues? the Yeti Ford clinic
Where would the Yeti go to gamble (not that he does)? Tibet / Tobet (No offence meant to tibet)
Why does the yeti get served tea when goes to bar? He keeps saying his name and they think he has said "Yeah Tea"
Why does the shock jock DJ Yeti say when a caller is saying too much "Yak Yak Yak"
What does the Yeti call the Himalayas? Mylayas, he thinks he is the him,
Where does Yeti got to the toilet? a igloo
What does a yeti make when it snows? a snow snowman or a snow yeti
Yeti goes to Canada and he is asked who he is and if he has been here before? he says Snowman answering questions with one answer
What do you call the Yeti when he wears more clothes, Himalotalayers
If the Yeti built a snowman on top of Mount Everest, he could say he is the Everest man he knows,
I wonder if the Yeti is jealous of Bigfoot, he has a university and province, Saskatchewan, named after him and Yeti does not
The other major Yeti like creature in Tibetan folklore is the Snowlion, which is represented on the Tibetan flag, this means if you ask are there snowlions in Tibet, people will say yes, there are no lions in Tibet and you can hear this as snow lions.
Why was the Abominable Snowman angry, as someone left before he could give him a message yet he yes yet he never told him he was going
| After Dinner Speech Do you want a man or woman dressed up as the Yeti to come to your expensive dinner dressed up as our most realistic portrayel of the Yeti, it may actually really be the Yeti itself infact. To come and either do A a growling roar for half a hour, or a talk, Then email Chammaby1979@yahoo.co.uk And we shall discuss this and the 9000 pounds fee. You must also pay travel expenses. which we can agree upon, not as much even as the after dinner speech cost, which is a bargain in comparision to many far worse entertainers and thinkers, some would say, |
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I was waiting at the bus stop, I was told the next bus will be a long, in a minute, I waited, 20, I was horrified, as the next driver said, yes the bus will not be long, only 2 minutes, aaaaaaghhhhhhh
Also here is my other joke, I banged my hand, against a wall, and my finger took 7 weeks to heal properly. I imagined that just imagine, I had been a mad lunatic, who went around insulting people, Anyway, there ia man on our street with half his middle finger missing from a accident, I imagined I had been one of these scumbags, that say, we don't want people like that here, of many groups of people, and just imagine I had gone up to him the week before like a scumbag and said, we don't want people like you here, you are putting the town's reputation down, and then just imagine, he then saw me with my finger, and I said, oh sorry, hahahahaha
I was seeing on TV, that a orangutan, had escaped in this area, from the zoo, everybody was looking around for the, to get the 1 million bucks rewards, I said to my brother they are so dumb looking around they will never find it ion an area this size, anyhow I looked to my right and there was a orangutan in between us nodding it's head.
I suppose Parental Guidance being put on viedoes, so people have to ask their parents if they can watch a video, is unfair on people who do not live with their parents,
I have a friend who does not care what he says to anybody as he is so confident like yesterday he said to a police officer, sahjsa sajhdsahd sajhash sad sa kjsdf ksdfjsdfj ksdjfsdjkfkjsd fsdk jksdfjksd jkfsdjkf jksd jfsdjkf jksd sdjkf jksdfjk sd f,
And in a job interview which he failed on he said, sadhsa sdsdh fsdjk fsdjhfsd sdjk fsdjkfsd sdjkf dfjkdf dfjkdf dfjkgdf jkgdf gdfjkg
Which team would be the best NFl team at eating chicken burgers, the New York Chicken Burgers, if they existed, well some sort of yeti sports, as yeti could be good at it, or even a yeti game,
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Advice to stray dogs, in a book by them always keep by people when dog catchers are about, walk beside somebody as if they are your owner.
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