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Jokes about comedy clubs
When you go to a comedy club do you have to make a joke at the door. To get in. That is unfair if you do.
There is stand up comedy, at the club
Often the stand up comedian is the only one making jokes. Maybe they should have other comedy things like comedy drinks where you buy a drink, and it is different one to what you order
Or how about you got to the club it has a revolving door which leads you straigh out again. But then there would no customers.
Every chair could have a whoopi cushion.
All the staff have to wear clown costumes.
How about a juke box of comedy jokes by famous comedians.
Instea of a dart board you have a joke board where you tell a joke and elecdtronic scoreboard measure how funny it is. So now customers get involved. They can measure how funny the jokes is by high tech sensors being connected to your buddies at the club. A bull eye would be when you tell a really funny joke.
The snooker table at the club could have pictures of famous comedians on the balls.
There could be joke things sold like comedy groucho marx fake glasses and mustache costume, whoopi cushion, fake chewing gum, fake poo. The toilet cleaner could be paid to leave fake poo outside the toilet. People would laugh their head off at that practical joke, especially the health inspector.
On th Giant TV screen instead of soccer matches they could have comedy soccer matches with clowns playing mime artists. Or stand up comedians v sit com actors. Who have to use their catchphraes to win extra free kicks. If you tell a joke that makes the goally laugh you get a free shot on goal.
On the dance floor people could be awarded for the funniest dance. Obviously this has to be a contest where people deliberately enter.
The karaoke could have deliberately funny singing and funny tunes to play, .
Food served at the club could be comedy food like funny shaped vegetables.
Instera of a bouncer you could have a clown who is so funny, that is people misbehave he makes devastating (but funny Oscar wilde style) put downs that make them go away. Although you will need extra help to deal with real trouble makers. And he should only use the put downs to bad behaving ones.
What must it be like to work in a circus you say I am surrounded by clowns and they say I know you are in a cirucs.
There would be no need for security cameras, in the club as they would be candid cameras. People not be able to help themselves making funny mistakes that then get sent into to comedy shows to raise more money for the comedy club. As people allways makes themselves look foolish on candid camera.
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