Alternative ways of shopping in London, cheap and luxery
Well London is a big place and it is famoous for many famous stores such as Harrods, and Fortnum and Mason. The street of Oxford Street and Bond Street are also famous for shops, and Piccadily Circus has places to go. London is also regarded on some lists as the most expensive city at different times. It is al;so highly expensive and a centre for things from hairdressing to hotels. But lets think of some ideas for cheap shopping.
What about claiming to be a famous person or rich aristocrat they may give you bargains.
Why not pretend to be Santa, and then claim you are delivering the goods to the children of the world
Why not claim to be a great haggler, and hypnotize the people concerned,
Or have a t shirt that has in invisible ink a price you want so sublminally persuading the shop assistant to sell the item for that price
Why not claim to all the great salesmen a fair is being held somewhere, they all go, you are the obly one, its a buyers market,
Why not go to the market and pay extremely cheap
Why not hypnotize shop keepers
Why not dress up as a seagull, and take things then people will think you are a cute animal, and theft will not be being comitted after all if a seagull steals my hamburger I do not mind, If a person did grrr, then again theft is wrong so no,
Why not buy in bulk, I.e when you want pens, buy 1000s and keep them in your house, or have you and your pals buy bulk and store them in a storage place you share, where you pay for the items, like a shop, plus extra cash for the person a shop keeper who upkeeps the shop,
Why not pre order, so get cheaper meals, I.e order a chicken for 6 years time
Why not eat older stuff, by storing bulk bought tins in your garden, under the ground
Why not save on fuel costs by living above a shop
Why not save on transport costs by having your stuff in a balloon, above your house
Why not save on shopping costs by buying bin liners as your clothes, or open a shop called bin liners, and plastic bags clothes shop, self explanatory, really,
Why not go and eat Thames fish for food,
Why not wear bin bags that are cut to look like modern fashions, and put thrown out posters of famous people on, to look like them,
No all those ways are just to bad huh, well that is that
Why not grow food in the Parks, in the undergrowth, and claim it is part of the dig for victory campaign, Teeh heeh,
For hairdressing why not go to the sheep market
Why not pretend to be a maniquan and then you get clothes put on you in a shop window, and walk out with them,
Or grow sea food in the Thames, hmm a all London found food restraunt a fish farm in the Thames,
Other good ideas for cheap shopping, include standing in a market and shouting low prices for goods, other market people cut their prices so you buy the goods, so maybe all these ideas are immoral and should not be done,
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